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“Buy Them TVs”: Governor Ferdinand Waititu Advises Kiambu Men on How to Keep their Wives Happy

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"Buy Them TVs": Governor Ferdinand Waititu Advises Kiambu Men on How to Keep their Wives Happy

Kiambu Governor Ferdinand Waititu has advised men on how to keep their women happy.

Waititu has urged men to invest in good housing and purchase television sets for their women, arguing that TVs are known to put women in “good moods.’

“Let me advise you because you might not be knowledgeable. If you buy a TV and take it to your wife, that day she will bite her finger and say that tonight you will know that you have done a great job,” he said while addressing a group of men enrolled in his Kaa Sober program.

“You must learn how to sweet-talk your women, not just going to your houses to stamp authority. Sometimes it’s good to bring changes in the house.”

Kaa Sober is an initiative by Waititu that seeks to rehabilitate Kiambu men who are addicted to alcohol and other drugs. The addicts are paid Sh400 daily by the Governor to do manual jobs such as bush clearing.

“Naturally, Kikuyu men love women and kids than anything else, followed by TV and a sofa set so that as the man relaxes on the sofa watching TV, playing with kids, he can look on the other side and see his woman. That is the typical Kikuyu man,” adds Waititu.

“Married men are always excited when darkness beckons but for bachelors, when they remember that they have to face a long night full of darkness alone till dawn, sadness envelopes them.”
 

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    • Spoken by a women who knows…
      Spoken by a women who knows.Now what is quality sex could please elaborate. Is moaning indication of the quality you mention?

      • @Max, good sex means both…
        @Max, good sex means both partners are feeling pleasure, and caring enough about the other person to want them to feel sexual pleasure too. We all act or react differently, so perhaps moaning could be applicable for some but not all. I know some of us can’t distinguish the diff b/n true an fake happy ending, the key is looking & listening for signs of involuntary, rhythmic contractions of your pelvic floor muscles! No one can fake that!

        • After reading your…
          After reading your elucidating response, I did alittle reaserch in hat department,and even got more confused.I found out, that about only 25 percent of women reach orgasm during sex.But men have orgasms just about every time they have sex.
          Now my question to you is, how many men would have sex if they were not quaranteed an orgasm? I for one, would not bother. Some how women must be enjoying sex without orgasms,unless they are doing it just to please their partners.
          But then again, what is the measure of satisfaction,or there lack of? Still confused.But will keep on reseaching and experimenting.
          Finally, how many people actually tell the truth in a sex survery?
          Men have been known to embellish and women to down play …
          May be satisfaction is in the mind…literally

  1. I wouldn’t be Surprised if…
    I wouldn’t be Surprised if Waititu’s wife/wives SLEPT with his Gardner’s or Houseboys (after they get bored with TV).

    Eti “NATURALLY, Kikuyu men love women and kids than anything else, followed by TV and a sofa set so that as the man relaxes on the sofa watching TV, playing with kids, he can look on the other side and see his woman. That is the typical Kikuyu man,” adds Waititu.

    Case in Point: This statement CONFUSES as if TV’s are the ones that Kept our Great ancestors’ (long lasting) marriages together. BullShit!!!

  2. Nonsense! What drives…
    Nonsense! What drives happiness is actually simple. True married women don’t need TVs, expensive diamonds, designer watches and wardrobes to be happy. You just can’t buy happiness off the rack, happiness comes from within. Happiness is created. It’s imperative to: 1. Listen to her; She has probably been working hard all day and wants a sympathetic ear to air out her grievances. 2. The best gift you can give your wife is your time. 3. Appreciate little things she does; women are multi-tasking and deserves that pat in the back. 3. Give her a helping hand with some chores, a woman’s chronic fatigue can adversely affect bedroom matters. 4. Pamper her with the best you have, not just material things but also with loads of love.  Love and security is what women want, but, kama ni mpango wa kando, money and materialism is all you need to provide .

      • Guest! you are really stuck…
        Guest! you are really stuck on that statement. How about concubines (like your solomon ) should men love concubines?

  3. I must commend him for…
    I must commend him for trying to combat one of thee biggest obstacle to one’s success and a sure detriment to family’s wellbeing.Addiction. Meaningful employment goes along way to rehabilitate an addict. I believe that if the employment/pay is consistent, the willing will overcome and engage in constructive self growth and community building. An idle mind is surely the devils workshop.
    Lakini iyo rhetoric ya TV is ill advised na random ksh 400 ain’t buying no tv but enough for a jik of ? brew. Wifey anapenda too tarimbo, amani, uaminifu, msikilizaji,’mtoa huduma’, mlindaji ,etc. Senti yangu mbili

  4. are you gonna help them buy…
    are you gonna help them buy a TV to keep their wives? Because that is not a basic necessity anyway, and our forefathers and mothers did not have TVs….Love is the key bwana wakahare!

  5. Waititu is addressing…
    Waititu is addressing chronic drunkards who spend the day in mtaa gawking with nothing to do hoping someone will buy them some cheap liquor. He is giving them marriage 101 session and perhaps what he forgot was personal hygiene. I concur with babayao on this one cos these men need to go home help raise their kids.

    • To “go home help raise their…
      To “go home help raise their kids” is the Right way to Put it to these Drunks. Anyway: Alcolism in Kiambu and Nyeri (and anywhere else) is due to Inheritance; Father like Son.

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