Governor Muthomi Njuki Refuses to Offer Sacrifice to Cleanse Himself of Underwear ‘Curse’

@Kenya, ulisema ” Jesus was…
@Kenya, ulisema ” Jesus was black FYI.” Ningependa kujua, je umekuwa mbaguzi wa rangi? Huyu ndugu yetu “Yesu” alitumiwa na Wanayuropa kuiba nchi za watu wengine duniani nzima. Nakuomba usiwe mateka (hostage) wa kutumia rangi ili kuwabagua binadamu wenzako!

Mambo ya rangi za binadamu ni ugonjwa mkubwa sana wa WanaYuropa. Waache wakae na ugonjwa wao wa rangi.

@Dada Kate:
Siku hizi ni…
@Dada Kate:

Siku hizi ni rahisi sana kujifunza Kiswahili. Kwa nini? Unaweza kupata habari za Kiswahili kila siku unaposikiliza Kiswahili kinaposemwa kwenye runinga (television) kutoka idhaa nyingi za Kiswahili za Kenya na Tanzania. Isitoshe, BBC, Voice of America, na Redio ya Ujerumani wanatangaza kwa Kiswahili kila siku.

Pia unaweza kutazama filamu (films) za Kiswahili sanifu (standard Kiswahili) kutoka nchi ya Tanzania. Wananchi wa nchi ya Kenya wana tabia mbaya ya kuchanganya Kiswahili na Kiingereza wanapozungumza! Kwenye Bunge (parliament) ya Tanzania, wajumbe wa bunge wanatumia Kiswahili wanapojadiliana.

Mimi binafsi napendelea Kiswahili kutoka nchi ya Tanzania kwa sababu Serikali ya nchi hiyo imetilia mkazo wananchi wote wajue kusema na kuandika kwa Kiswahili sanifu. Isitoshe, masomo yote ya shule za msingi yanafundishwa huku wakitumia lugha ya Kiswahili.

I will add too patia wazee…
I will add too patia wazee ndume moja wakule otherwise i stand will our African culture of respecting our beliefs n our God mwene nyaga sio pope or jesus from europe??Also in the western world they r very much into superstition?Many small shops r opened everywhere ukitaka usomwe mikono for them to tell u yr future (I forgot its names)N it’s white pple owned.

Speak for your self and your…
Speak for your self and your tribe. My people and ancestors wore loin clothes long before the British came with their underwear.Visit the Kenyan museum when you are next in Kenya.Authentic africans na makabila ya bara wana haya si “kuexpose” your goods infront of the children and the inlaws..Not all tribes in Kenya let it hang like the giriyama of Coast tulikuwa tuna ziba out of respect. Mzungu hatuku “civilize” ni vile tuliona njia zingine za kutumia ngozi kama kutengeneza viatu

Asante sana kwa kupinga…
Asante sana kwa kupinga mambo haya ya ushirikina (superstition) wa chupi za kinamama. Kabla matapeli wa Yuropa kufika katika nchi ya Wameru, Wanawake wa Kimeru hawakuvaa chupi.
Mambo mengine ya ushirikina ambayo yanahitaji kukomeshwa nchini kote ni dini mbili za kigeni ambazo zililetwa na majambazi na matapeli wa kutoka Yuropu na Uarabuni. Msingi wa dini hizi mbili ni ushirikina.

Ati what curse?
Ati what curse?

hehehe…. tangu lini Wameru…
hehehe…. tangu lini Wameru wakafaa suruari? Underwear were brought to us by the British. Njuri Ncheke Council of Elders want free nyama choma na supu.

Njuki can afford ndume ya…
Njuki can afford ndume ya wazee… patia wao ndonge zao we please our ancestors

Mr. Governor let people eat…
Mr. Governor let people eat…just one bull waongezee zingine…for real our traditions must be respected as you respect your father even in the Bible though hii ya mafasi kutolewa NKT message ilifika..up to you sir.

Hawa watu wataka choma…
Hawa watu wataka choma pekeee
We aren’t on old age. You get what you believe inn. Stay away from the cleanse n stand your ground sir

Those dirty pants can be…
Those dirty pants can be taken to gikomba & sold to our slay queens who frequent those areas looking for cheap stuff! Pooh!

Stand ur ground governor
Stand ur ground governor

The African – forever at the…
The African – forever at the crossroads of modernity & science on the one hand, and superstition & religion on the other. Two steps forward, one step backward, all the time